2008-10-14 - dave hill explosion with moby oct. 16, 2008
2008-08-09 - The Raspberries, "Tonight"
2008-06-29 - new valley lodge song barricade
2008-06-27 - valley lodge new songs
2008-06-08 - the accordion incident
2008-01-22 - the sheriff of prospect park
2008-01-14 - russian baths
2008-01-10 - little michael jackson and me
2007-12-27 - killer workout
2007-12-25 - oscar peterson r.i.p.
2007-12-25 - merry christmas
2007-12-04 - dave hill/superdeluxe
2007-12-04 - dave hill/superdeluxe
2007-11-26 - children of the unicorn on itunes/valley lodge/dave hill
2007-10-24 - monster magne, children of the unicorn, comedy, and whatnot
2007-10-09 - the atomic bitchwax
2007-09-26 - dave hill and chihuahuas
2007-07-22 - Iowa '08
2007-07-11 - heavy metal
2007-07-09 - legless masturbator
2007-06-30 - funtime video and david rakoff
2007-06-27 - dave hill on the sound of young america
2007-06-24 - assorted topics
2007-05-30 - jimmy kimmel interview
2007-05-23 - steely dan
2007-05-17 - elevator video
2007-05-12 - runawaybox.com
2007-04-30 - lucy wainwright roche
2007-04-17 - parking tickets
2007-01-04 - pope michael
2006-12-27 - osama bin laden the elephant
2006-12-07 - miami beach, peaches, golf, segway
2006-11-15 - monkey, fish, vegas, miami
2006-09-22 - Current TV
2006-08-21 - mayhem interview
2006-08-18 - paw
2006-08-08 - los angeles
2006-08-06 - eugene, oregon
2006-07-02 - a new funtime video for you to watch
2006-06-24 - my friend michael's blog
2006-06-17 - rufus wainwright at carnegie hall
2006-06-06 - ben and jerry's black and tan
2006-06-06 - -
2006-06-05 - rejected jokes theme song
2006-06-03 - interview with me, dave hill
2006-05-06 - my first commercial!
2006-05-06 - -
2006-04-19 - -
2006-04-08 - crappy coffee shop closes its doors for good
2006-04-07 - all access: middle ages
2006-04-03 - leaving los angeles/nearly killed by a coyote
2006-03-30 - l.a. explosion
2006-03-28 - cuban food invasion
2006-03-25 - pork faces of los angeles
2006-03-24 - dio and me
2006-03-23 - new york comic con video
2006-03-19 - dave hill explosion
2006-03-02 - lucky charms/walter schreifels
2006-02-15 - fashion week 2006
2006-02-07 - my first podcast
2006-02-06 - club monaco mannequin gets wood
2006-01-24 - me and helen thomas
2006-01-17 - new york magazine mention
2006-01-16 - rocking you
2006-01-12 - marmite and me
2006-01-10 - david rakoff/night of 1000 davids/video
2006-01-04 - tequila/afghan hounds
2005-12-27 - valley lodge rock show
2005-12-20 - joan wasser/b-day for justin/transit strike
2005-12-14 - dave hill explosion w/gastineau girls
2005-12-13 - penis truck
2005-12-12 - rocking heather-style/puking a lot
2005-12-09 - The Dave Hill Explosion
2005-12-08 - R.I.P. Dimebag
2005-11-30 - lords of chaos
2005-11-29 - fordham university lecture/woody allen/match point/haagen dazs
2005-11-26 - over the top
2005-11-21 - teenage fanclub
2005-11-16 - bears in the media
2005-11-09 - the dave hill explosion
2005-11-07 - valley lodge/dave hill explosion/rufus wainwright/nyc marathon
2005-11-01 - dave hill explosion reminder
2005-10-31 - happy halloween
2005-10-27 - los angeles/trainwreck/putting on pants
2005-10-25 - black metal art show
2005-10-22 - the dave hill explosion
2005-10-17 - hell's kitchen/bread factory/burning man/heather/valley lodge
2005-10-13 - boob flashing/good coffee/rain
2005-10-11 - back in black
2005-10-07 - bob mould show
2005-10-04 - valley lodge/sara schaefer/heather
2005-10-03 - man down
2005-10-03 - 3 Musketeers flavored milk
2005-09-29 - cat piss/free download
2005-09-28 - hot sauce update
2005-09-27 - running errands/andy gibb/stealing pens/hot sauce
2005-09-25 - dimebag darrell/the importance of rocking out
2005-09-24 - taradise
2005-09-24 - immortal/valley lodge
2005-09-23 - thom pain/coffee ice cream/david rakoff
2005-09-22 - gays in the priesthood
2005-09-20 - coffee shop writing/world music/franken and davis/the mexican burger
2005-09-20 - -
2005-09-19 - tourette's syndrome/three-legged dog/bag of piss
2005-09-18 - davecam
2005-09-15 - blink
2005-09-12 - free valley lodge download
2005-09-12 - valley lodge/heather/tuppy the band/friends and family/michael cavadias
2005-09-10 - random acts of duff
2005-09-08 - insomnia/bikini airways/awesome dwarf documentary
2005-09-02 - valley lodge
2005-09-02 - even more extreme blackness
2005-09-01 - greg schneider's wedding/scenic wisconsin
2005-08-24 - power and bulk/heather/random acts of duff
2005-08-23 - whores
2005-08-15 - the aristocrats/minty milk duds/strange dream
2005-08-04 - la taza de oro/ben and jerry's/morrissey and me
2005-07-17 - that bobby
2005-07-08 - on film
2005-07-06 - the king of google
2005-07-06 - my ninja progress
2005-07-01 - big brothers
2005-06-24 - my new website
2005-05-31 - a rash of mysterious deaths/mca walks among us
2005-05-27 - the history of pornography
2005-05-24 - black metal dialogues
2005-05-17 - at the grocery store
2005-05-05 - jen and me
2005-04-27 - on a plane/heated poker debate/heated chocolate debate
2005-03-14 - chimps gone wild/uma thurman goes undercover
2005-02-16 - pelted with juiceboxes
2005-02-01 - my really popular new book
2004-12-29 - mailman debate/frozen food item debate/mcdonald's for hipsters
2004-12-28 - plague-like symptoms continue/trip to cleveland/original pancake house
2004-12-27 - plague-like symptoms/a bird shit on my new polar fleece
2004-11-09 - Colin Farrell Is A Really Good Friend Of Mine
2004-03-31 - apologizing/movie in my neighborhood/ass help/nena
2004-01-12 - apologies/stomach pain/new pants/sean lennon at guitar center
2003-11-30 - rectal exam/will ferrell
2003-11-06 - -
2003-10-12 - ethan hawke walks his dog/a bird shit on me/the craziest guy ever
2003-09-21 - fashion week/ethan spotting
2003-08-26 - abe vigoda/ricki lake/queer eye guy/my penis
2003-08-06 - gilbert gottfried/summerwear/gigli
2003-07-22 - gilbert gottfried/guy shitting in the middle of the street/lisa marie presley
2003-07-03 - soho house/julianne margulies/korean food
2003-07-03 - soho house/julianne margulies/korean food
2003-07-03 - soho house/julianne margulies/korean food
2003-06-23 - condoms for sale/magical t-shirt
2003-06-16 - woken up by a male impersonator/acupressure/hall and oates
2003-06-10 - rice pudding/hooters/apologies
2003-05-27 - plague-like symptoms/turkish and russian baths/fancy haircut/public masturbation
2003-04-29 - hilton sisters/dixie chicks/jailhouse cock
2003-04-09 - hitting the gym/wyclef jean/caroline rhea/no water today dammit
2003-04-04 - order of protection/supermodels/my nuts
2003-03-31 - acupuncture/male impersonator
2003-03-31 - fanciest day of my life/riding the elevator with ethan hawke/caroline rhea show
2003-03-25 - unstoppable/assorted purchases/yogurt trouble/dollar nuts/oscar fever
2003-03-19 - feeling like twelve buck/gay coffee/war rumor
2003-03-16 - st. patrick's day/bargain shopping/leftovers and the milk of human kindness
2003-03-13 - new umbrella/jeffrey
2003-03-11 - plague-like symptoms/lasagna pizza/clever lighting/rock hall
2003-03-09 - head injury/dollar store/new pad
2003-02-24 - grammy time/chicken-themed clock
2003-02-10 - the train people/the chinese bus/delicious balls
2003-02-01 - i love to party/looking for a pad/discount poultry/chinatown mayhem/not-so-special massagey
2003-01-25 - train ride/she-males
2003-01-20 - olsen twins/how much does a monkey cost?
2003-01-17 - japanese-brazilian-peruvian restaurant/the rolling stones/the rolling stones and jimmy fallon
2003-01-16 - i think my personal trainer smokes/new shoelaces/esquire magazine/let the nutkicking commence
2003-01-14 - my dream/pete townshend/my damaged car/ball gargling
2003-01-13 - signs/i gained five pounds/covered in my own feces
2003-01-10 - personal training/some motherfucker fucked up my car/sixteen dollar coffee
2003-01-06 - golden retrievers who didn't maim me/gym membership/mistaken for a woman
2003-01-01 - justin timberlake and i are exactly alike/todd the pet monkey
2002-12-29 - plague-like symptoms return/nyquil or dayquil: you decide/christmas wetsuit/pet monkey
2002-12-17 - a celebration of ham/homeless christmas carollers/more coffy/identifiable canadian content
2002-12-13 - speaking of wigs/pam grier/the old lady who ate too much sugar/i bought some cd's
2002-12-09 - long walk in NYC/the doggy pee pool
2002-12-04 - ted danson/banana's strange journey/schvitz
2002-11-25 - guns n' roses/the boob flashers/neighborhood stroll/cell phone hilarity
2002-11-24 - people sure love football/food co-op/my nuts/thai food mayhem
2002-11-20 - michael jackson/the sweetest thing/sugar is in everything/broken cell phone
2002-11-18 - guys with the same name as me/matchbox twenty/near pants-shitting experience
2002-11-16 - still near death/masturbating in the shower/floral print shirts/master p/cake for breakfast
2002-11-14 - bouts of delirium/spaghetti dinner/discount haircuts/quitting drinking
2002-11-13 - life's biggest questions/italian take-out/movie selections
2002-11-12 - plague-like symptoms/true crime/nyquil
2002-11-07 - woody allen/steak frites/burt young/drunk lady in fur coat
2002-11-07 - mistaken for dave matthews/the accidental tourist/tricky spotting/ass crack
2002-11-06 - on being a retard
2002-11-05 - anatomy museum/babies in jars/disfigured penises
2002-11-05 - anatomy museum/babies in jars/disfigured penises
2002-11-04 - chinese tex-mex/jackass/bob mould
2002-10-21 - amish dwarf/steak-scented rooms
2002-10-15 - scented lotions/my mouth tastes like a whorehouse
2002-10-12 - rain/bbq pork sandwich/trouble with sorbet
2002-10-10 - korean grocery/mark harmon/fruit salad
2002-10-07 - the fall fashion season/meat field trip/blow me brand hot sauce
2002-10-03 - the urine scent/patriotic dining/my friend fred
2002-09-27 - flavored coffee/corey haim
2002-09-23 - 50th high school reunion mayhem/photo assistant/spilling coffee on myself
2002-09-28 - worms attacked me from my sink/pho wars/southern meats on the horizon
2002-09-26 - coma-like symptoms/horlick/twinkie of china/chinese bathroom attendant
2002-09-20 - new haircut/vietnamese soup/sushi ass escapades/still reader of the month
2002-09-15 - indian food/reader of the month
2002-08-30 - shaky beef/bubble tea king of north america/masturbating on nicole kidman
2002-08-26 - marky mark/ben ass/nice people
2002-08-12 - pantsless in connecticut/man on plane asks for my nuts
2002-08-02 - uptown sinclair and the mystery of the complimentary mimosa
2002-07-28 - the mystery of david arquette/not wearing pants/oliver platt
2002-07-22 - the heat/opening for blondie/the yellow kitchen
2002-07-07 - cabana girl does her best/taxidermy decorating/dangerous rich kids
2002-07-04 - fourth of july explosives/the carnival atmosphere/sausage
2002-06-22 - plague-like symptoms/young women in trouble/farm animals/young women in trouble
2002-06-13 - elvis costello/undercover brother/infested deer head
2002-06-05 - shaving my privates/rock shows/the bacon of Canada
2002-05-26 - the horse people/chinese boogers/sausage mayhem
2002-05-20 - rock shows/hidden beef/bacon
2002-05-13 - jon spencer show/mystery woman
2002-05-07 - Jason X/bear chair
2002-05-02 - Wilco/Aimee Mann/Norwegian black metal
2002-05-01 - sweating profusely/minneapolis/tassle craze of '86
2002-04-24 - Uptown Sinclair And The Endless Possibilities of Chenille
2002-04-23 - pakistani food revisited/too much wine/layne staley r.i.p./gay karaoke
2002-04-21 - hair/dim sum/best in show
2002-04-18 - the heat i tell ya/sausage trio/rhinestones
2002-04-15 - slip in the ratings/taxes/chinese food/super glue
2002-04-05 - corned beef sandwich/rock/boob contests
2002-04-01 - Easter mayhem/rock shows/Glenn the rocker
2002-03-28 - deer wrestling/new records/cinnabon
2002-03-27 - Pakistan/Joe Dirt/balls
2002-03-26 - Thai food/rap metal/the ham sandwich
2002-03-26 - Thai food/rap metal/the ham sandwich
2002-03-25 - Oscar fever/rock shows/wrist pain
2002-03-24 - pork and people of china/corey feldman/russel crowe
2002-03-22 - bosom buddies/truck stop love
2002-03-21 - dave vs. the rash, cont./artichoke dip
2002-03-20 - horribly disfigured
2002-03-19 - the lemony scent cont./observed by the medical community
2002-03-11 - at the car wash
2002-02-17 - fun with diaries